The Devil Wants You For a Sex Toy...

I wish I were more like Lemmy, but in reality- I'm mostly like Pooh Bear.  Always getting my fat arse stuck in tight spots looking for the honey pot. 

I guess in the end...all you can do is be yourself.  Play to your strengths...learn from your weaknesses.  One day you won't know the difference. 

So suck it up, roll the dice, let the chips fall where they may, mix all your metaphors and play like the devil wants you for a sex toy.

Because he does.