Ferry Across the River of Shit.

I read another missive today dealing with 'FB & the New Narcissism'.
 
Oh dear.

I hate to break it to you...but if you don't love and appreciate yourself, & treat yourself like Brad & Angelina on the red carpet...

Then no one else is going to do it for you.

My view is that the world is set up to try to make you feel small and insignificant. 

To feel interminably ashamed of yourself & who you are. 

It's a very profitable racket for governments and corporations.

There are people lined up to give you shit about being YOU. 

So why not spite them AND do something for yourself?

Something easy, affordable, practical and FUN?

Why not take pictures of yourself and load them online??


LISTEN:  A CELEBRATION OF SELF IS A "FUCK YOU" TO THE OPPRESSORS!
  
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!  

What TF else are those swish you-beaut camera/phones for, but to shoot pictures of yourself intearcting with the world around you??!

Life is beautiful! 

Nature is BEAUTIFUL! 

WE are NATURE, and thus...

BEAUTIFUL!!


Please...I BEG you...

Don't let these impotent swine make you feel like you have no right because you don't have a BOOK, A FILM OR A FASHION COVER! 

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU HURTING?

REALLY??

We all dump in the same underground river of shit.

No reason we should feel we have to SWIM in that RIVER OF SHIT!


& life is all just an elaborate illusion anyway, according to Einstein...

So why not do the most REAL thing you can?

Grab that camera or phone...take as many shots of yourself as you like...

plaster them all over the internet if you want, but most of all...

CELEBRATE YOURSELF!!

Who cares who, or how many are looking?

This is about YOU!

It's an ode to yourself.

Any why TF not?

These miserable pricks make it sound like it's an offence against nature to shoot the hell out of yourself from every angle in every place!

IT'S NOT!! 

unless you are shooting young children in compromising positions, or invading the privacy of others...You are FREE to SNAP AWAY TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT!

Life is actually all about a CONTENT HEART.

If not that...then WHAT??

& if you have CONTENTMENT...

A feeling of WELL BEING...

Then you are more likely to be of more benefit to others.
 
So forget those too bitter in their own hearts to understand JOY when they see it.

These prawns are in DESPERATE need of a blowjob. Or some self love- if only they could stop putting shit on others long enough to give themselves a touch up. 

Forget what others are doing, or might want!

For most of us...it feels GOOD to get a good shot you like and are happy with- one where you look good in a lovely place.

Admit the truth!!

and...

Celebrate yourself. 

It's a lot better than whining interminably and committing suicide on Youtube. 


Two extremes? 

Maybe. 

But one more news flash. 

There IS no middle ground. 

Sitting on the fence is for the birds. 


Make a choice. 

Pick a side. 

Choose the great grand luke warm...

Or YOU.


I can take the bible or leave it- mostly leave it- but if I had to pick a chapter...it would be Revelations.

There is some SICK STUFF in there!

My favourite passage has always been this one; 

"I know your works, that you are neither cold nor hot. I could wish you were cold or hot. So then, because you are lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will vomit you out of My mouth." -- Revelation 3:15-16 (NKJV)


So LOOK OUT!!